About Me


Dysfunctional Mom herself!  a.k.a. Cyndy

Shelbie & her friend

Andrew
Dysfunctional Mom & Dad

Elayna & Me


Tim & his girlfriend


Come on in!
  Shove the laundry over (it's clean....I think), 
brush off the dog hair, and have a seat.


The dogs don't bite. The kids, you never know.
Me?  Just stay on my good side.


How, you ask?  
Well, I love Diet Dr Pepper, 
chocolate, pickles, the color purple and crappy reality TV.
Don't touch my phone or my netbook.
Those kids?  They might be a little rowdy, but they are MINE (yes, all of them) 
and if you mess with them.....my claws come out.
Take your drama somewhere else.


We are a blended family.  We live in Florida.  We love the Gators. 
 I love the summer. I love the beach.  I love the outdoors. 


Almost anything else you could want to know about me 
can be found within the pages of this blog.  So explore!  


Dysfunctional Family Members:

Cyndy: Dysfunctional Mom

John: Dysfunctional Dad
Tim: my oldest, 18 yrs old
Shelbie: my oldest girl, 15 yrs old
Andrew: biologically his, realistically ours, 11 yrs old
Elayna: my youngest, 10 yrs old 
Johnathon Wayne: angel in heaven, my husband's firstborn son, 
who would be 12 years old.  
Read all about him here: Baby JW


Email me at puttingthefunindysfunctional(@)gmail(dot)com .


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