Cutting Edge!

It's peanut butter fragment time, peanut butter fragment time! Peanut butter fragment - peanut butter fragment - peanut butter fragment with a baseball bat!

Apparently, I'm on the cutting edge of a new trend - divorcing bloggers! It seems that both Dooce and Bossy are also in the process of separation /divorce. Who knew I'd be one of the 'in' bloggers?
I shouldn't be so facetious about it; divorce sucks and it seems that Dooce is really struggling right now. But you know what? She'll be okay. She'll emerge stronger than ever.

It's moving weekend! And I am already exhausted. I also have to work this weekend. How am I going to pull this off? I am not quite sure. Wish me luck!

My son and his friend are getting their own place. It's just a little ways down the road from our new home. But it will be his first time living on his own. And I'm going to miss him! (sniff, sniff) He has been a huge help to me these past few months and I don't know what I'd have done without him.

My main client had a bad fall last week (thankfully, not on my watch). She has a huge goose-egg and two enormous black eyes. I told her she looks like the poster child for elder abuse prevention. She cracked up!

Watch what you say on Facebook....people will take what you say completely out of context and tell your mother all about it. People like...your mother's hair stylist. She told my mom that I posted something on FB that I absolutely did NOT post! I don't know if she got confused or took something the wrong way, but I don't need that kind of drama in my life. So I deleted her! Haha.

Love this song. Enjoy your weekend!

Did You Know?

Did you know that I love Holly so much, I let her name my vagina?
Did you know that she named it Vivian?
Did you know that now she wants to Va-jazzle my VaJayJay?

Did you know that I'm still trying to find a way to work into a conversation that my vagina's name is Vivian, courtesy of Holly?

Did you know that I have never ridden a jet-ski?
Did you know that last night I dreamed I was riding a jet-ski?
Did you know that it was a magical jet-ski that could also ride on land?
Did you know that while I was riding my magical land-jet-ski, panthers were trying to eat me?
Did you know that I dream up some weird shit?

Did you know that I wrong number texted my mother today?
Did you know that it could have been DISASTROUS but thank GOD it was just confusing?

Did you know that my niece once damn you auto corrected my mother?

Did you know that she typed U-Haul and it auto corrected to ubersexual?
Did you know that my 68 year old mother was MORTIFIED and TRAUMATIZED?!?!

Did you know that I promised myself I'd go to bed at 10:00 pm tonight?
Did you know that it is now 12:44 am?
Did you know that I have to work in the morning?
Did you know that I am tired and I get goofy when I'm tired?
Did you know that's why I'm posting this craziness???

Did you know that I'm seriously going to bed now? Right after I read one more blog post.........